Tumbled Thoughts

Sep 18

Down the Avenue: The Sex Predator And I →

jephkelley:

It has come to my attention that our townhouse is within the vicinity - about 100 feet - of a registered sex offender.

Now, I know what you’re thinking: mustache, creepy dude, pedophile eyeglasses. Think different. Tone your mental image down a bit. Go younger. Thinner. Remove minors from your…

Wait, so you’re saying you’re NOT a sex offender? Unfollow.

  1. tumbledthoughts reblogged this from jephkelley and added:
    saying you’re NOT...offender? Unfollow.
  2. jas508 said: Good idea. Also, try to make yourself look less like him. Maybe grow a mustache and get some glasses?
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